"Envy is the ulcer of the soul." --Socrates

So.
I've got this problem.
(It's that I start every post with the word "so".)

No, seriously, I do.

Well, it's not really a problem, so much as a challenge.
There is a person, a girl. Who is an actress in the city. And I use the term "actress" very loosely.
She hasn't been in the city long, but somehow, has managed to cause a tremendous amount of stress for myself, and a few of my dearest.

It's not like she has done anything seriously heinous, just her entire being is seriously heinous.
I just don't understand her, and her crazy, delusional dream world that she lives in.
Where she is the almighty talent, and can be taught nothing, and is too good for most theatre here.
It must be so nice to live there.
I would like to visit sometimes, see how it feels to consider myself perfection.

I would normally just laugh about people this coocoo, but recently, some new shit has come to light (to quote Big Lebowski, if I may).
And if you're going to cry, and moan, and complain because you didn't get a part, that is one thing.
But, if you're going to threaten to go to others, and start demanding that certain people (ME!) don't get roles because it's not fair?
Then you're just a little bitch, and you don't deserve the role.
Fucking act like a grown up. A professional, maybe? Since that's what you consider yourself to be.


I've never done anything but out audition this girl.
I can't help that. I'm doing what I love, and do moderately well.
Some people are just better for certain roles.
Sorry.

And if said person is also going to go around to their current fellow cast mates, and talk about how miscast a certain person (ME!) was in a past show, and how she could have done it better.
Shut the fuck up.
If you would have been better, you would have been cast.

And more importantly, if you have such a problem with me, my abilities, and the fact that I will always get cast over you, come talk to ME!
Don't go complaining to everyone else in the city.

No one wants to hear it, or you.


Sorry. I just needed to get all of that out so I don't accidentally destroy her with words next time I see her.


Clearly, I'm speaking about Trina Beck....my theatrical rival/nemesis.





(And clearly, that last remark was sarcasm. I don't want the rumors to start....at least not those rumors.)